This is the IRS calling. Sir, according to the rules and regulations, there are overseas transactions under your name and you need to pay the full portion of the transaction fees to the IRS Department, which you never did. They have investigated each and every thing, and they have filed a lawsuit complaint against your name. Please go to Walmart and buy 5 $100 gift cards and tell me the numbers on the scratch off so the police will not come and arrest you. Oh, and dhanyavaad.
Good one. And they don’t stop. Occasionally, instead of hanging up (I don’t like to be rude, even to telemarketers, but telemarket scamers are a different matter). I say something like, “I don’t have any extended warranties. My car is 16 years old” (which is true). “Oh, but according to our records, you do!”
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Zack has a car?
Zykoic over 2 years ago
This is the IRS calling. Sir, according to the rules and regulations, there are overseas transactions under your name and you need to pay the full portion of the transaction fees to the IRS Department, which you never did. They have investigated each and every thing, and they have filed a lawsuit complaint against your name. Please go to Walmart and buy 5 $100 gift cards and tell me the numbers on the scratch off so the police will not come and arrest you. Oh, and dhanyavaad.
Doug K over 2 years ago
It’s a “Spam Clam” call.
[I know that a conch is not a clam (bivalve). It’s a snail (gastropod).]
How about: This message was left on “Snail (voice) Mail”.?
AndrewSihler over 2 years ago
Good one. And they don’t stop. Occasionally, instead of hanging up (I don’t like to be rude, even to telemarketers, but telemarket scamers are a different matter). I say something like, “I don’t have any extended warranties. My car is 16 years old” (which is true). “Oh, but according to our records, you do!”
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