Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for August 24, 2017

Better call the cops, Ziggy, for breaking and entering.

Looks like you need one Ziggy.

Yes, but not from you. I’m calling the police.

Where’s Roadrunner when you need him, LOL! (Acme)

How did he get passed the dog, cat, bird etc?

“No, thanks. I’ve got my trusty .45 right here!”

Next panel, Ziggy pulls a gun and shoots him dead. “No thank you, I’m good.” He tells the cooling corpse.

No, but would YOU like to purchase a bullet proof vest?

YES!!!

That is about the way they do it – Sell security systems that is.

No, I already have one, from those fine folks at Mossberg (Ka-CHAK!)

Man is asleep in his bed when he hears a door slam. Hollers “Is that you, Alex?” “Yes” answers Alex. "Okay, I’m coming with my gun because I don’t know any Alex!!!

I read once where police were chasing a robber through a neighborhood he’d been working. The thief decided to avoid the police by breaking into a house where an elderly woman lived, he figured if the police caught up with him he’d be able to use her as a hostage. It took him three tries to smash in the front door of the house and as he stumbled into the front hall he heard the ominous sound of a gun being cocked. He looked up to see the elderly homeowner standing at the top of the stairs with a double barrelled shotgun aimed right at his chest. “If I were you, I’d take my chances with the police, because I’m not going to give you any chances.”

An idiotic way getting of getting yourself killed by the homeowner. Which I might add, it’s all good and legal.