Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for November 04, 2020

I’d just wait for the default

Or just stay on the line till we hang up on you.

What button do you press to get the message in “technobabble”? ;D

I don’t care it’s all psychobabble rap to me.

Just plain unbelievable today. We have an answering machine and delete the majority of calls we get.

Still use a landline, eh?

Whst about Pig Latin?

Unfortunately, many offices now have a 30-second to one-minute preamble during which you cannot press any buttons.

For political double-speak, press 4

Press 4…for ‘gobbledegook’…

No button for Greek?

I had a medical jar, but now it’s gone.

Personally, I think I’ll press 4, for jibber-jabber …