Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for July 13, 2024

I’m sure you can stretch the loan, right?

In this case, “for dummies” is a redundancy.

Did he take a fifty foot jump in a sixty foot elastic?

There are probably some activities, that, if you need a “for dummies” book, you shouldn’t attempt.

Just imagine how late the book would be if it was “Committing Suicide for Dummies” …

Six weeks overdue will cost you about five times the price of the book.

“Funny. You must not have read it all the way through. That’s how the book ends.”

We also have Skydiving for Dummies. Interested?

Sort of what happened to me-broken back not much movement for weeks.

Our library system quit collecting fines for overdue items.

Ah! Didn’t read it before you jumped did ya, Zig?

Poor Ziggy…in the future, if you ever bungee jump again, do it over water.

I agree; bungee jumping is for dummies.