Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for September 24, 2024

After the bank fees, your balance is toast.

But in my day those toasters used upwards of 1500 watts. I remember one toast flying across the kitchen black with a edge still on fire.

But you have to bring your own butter.

The standard used to be 5% interest on savings accounts. Now it’s 0.01%.

I remember the days of appliance “give withs”, too. But I’m dating myself.

1980s banks had 17 percent CD rates, where average people would rent limousines for a night on the town all from Reaganomics… But now we have Biden and Harris where a family needs 500 dollars to go grocery shopping.

You get a hip hip hooray.

Better than a boring pencil with the bank name on it.

Your account balance will be toast after all the fees.

Bread toast? or champagne toast?

crumby banks!