Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 28, 2024

Phoebe is not even making a face that shows awe and admiration. I would know.

I’m surprised the category is that broad. You’d think it would be about the greatness of one specific unicorn.

“The same thing every unicorn’s presentation is always about, Phoebe. Trying to take over the world.”

Is the list of great things about unicorns the same as last year or did you add some new things to the list? After 1000 years, the list could be getting pretty long.

That has got to be wearing thin over time even for Unicorns.

My more specific answer would’ve been “themselves“.

Yeah, that’s really interesting. Are there griffins in this world? Maybe Phoebe can go hang out with some griffins.

Awe and admiration of unicorn splendor is a thing, but after they’ve gone on about it for the umpteenth time, the eye rolling definitely signifies something else.

Phoebe, let her dream!

Pardon me while I go look for my eyes. I just rolled them so hard they fell out. ( A line I’m occasionally tempted to use.)

::rolls eyes but doesn’t blow bangs::