9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 13, 2000
Transcript:
Edda looks at her ankle and says: "I nicked my ankle when I was shaving my legs." Amos asks: "Why were you shaving your legs?" Edda says: "To get rid of hair." Amos replies: "Hair!?...When did they start getting hairy!?" Edda says: "Around the time I decided to start shaving them, Blockhead!" Amos says: "Gee, what are the odds on a coincidence like that?"