9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 14, 2000

Transcript:

Amos says to Juliette: "What I don't like about Edda's shaving her legs is how it signifies her passage from childhood innocence and purity..." Amos continues: "...to abject thralldom to a shallow cultural bias for limbs that are satin-smooth...creamy, shapely, marmoreal... ...sculpted... ...um..." Amos looks away in contemplation. Amos says: "I'd like to withdraw my objection." Juliette hands Amos a bag and comments: "Spoken like a true foe of change. Now breathe into this bag."