9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 29, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette walks by a desk on which lie an essay and pen. Caption reads: "Essay assignment: Select one word to describe your parent," Caption reads: "then explain your choice." Juliette looks at the essay. Juliette reads the word: "Asymmetrical." Juliette thinks and walks away from the scene: "I'm not going to read it."