9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 30, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette wonders: "Of all the words Edda might pick to describe me in a school essay, why did she choose 'asymmetrical'?" Juliette sees the headmistress and says: "Good afternoon, Sister Steven." The headmistress answers: "Dr. Burber." The headmistress turns back and looks at Juliette. The headmistress asks: "I'm sorry was I staring?" Juliette answers: "You read it, didn't you?