9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 31, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette is sitting in the couch. She says to Gran: "All I'm saying is, when Edda described me in her essay as 'asymmetrical,' I dreaded reading the rest of it." Gran answers: "Oh, come on..." Gran looks at Edda's essay and says: "It's just a word...Don't be so thin- skinned...Let's see here...'Asymmetrical....First of all," she says, "The condition is clearly genetic." Gran sits in the couch and sulks. The sheets of Edda's essay are in the air. Juliette laughs.