9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 14, 2001
Transcript:
Dr. Greene says to Juliette: "Don't try to move...Just tell me what's happening." Juliette replies: "Pain in my chest....I can't even stand up." Juliette says: "Please do something." Dr. Greene says: "Stay calm....I'll be right back." Dr. Greene comes back with a team of medical students. He says: "Now, given the patient's symptoms, what etiologies do they suggest, and which ones would you rule out?" Juliette thinks: "...never get sick at a medical school....never get sick at a medical school..."