9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 30, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette and Edda are sitting in the sofa. Juliette says: "Sometimes it's impossible to get peace of mind." Gran appears and speaks with her finger raised in the air. Juliette turns to Gran and says: "Whoa!...Hold on!...I said 'peace of mind,' not 'a piece of your mind.'" Juliette and Edda look over the back of the couch. Juliette says: "Wow, look at her sprint!" Edda answers: "She came within a hair's breadth of radiating sympathy."