9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 31, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette and Elliott are sitting on the sofa. Juliette says: "...And before I knew it, I found myself in the dressing room, shoehorned into the cutest, weeniest little microfiche of a bikini I've ever had the nerve to try on..." Juliette leaves the couch. Elliott looks discombobulated. The caption, "GURGLE...", appears above his head. Edda and Juliette look at Elliott from a corridor. Edda asks: "Why didn't you buy it?" Juliette replies: "Never buy an item you plan to wear only in someone's mind's eye."