9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 01, 2001
Transcript:
Caption reads: "Superlative Girl, disguised as a soft-spoken Catholic schoolgirl, alters her body's molecular harmonics in an attempt to pass without resistance through a solid brick wall." Superlative Girl puts her hands into the brick wall. Superlative Girl puts her arms into the brick wall. Superlative Girl walks into the brick wall. Superlative Girl is almost fully inside the brick wall. Her clothes do not follow her, however. Superlative Girl is naked inside the brick wall. She looks quizzically at her clothes on the ground. Edda is at an artist's drawing board. She says: "Oops!...She didn't think about that...Now what will she do?" Amos asks: "If I don't hyperventilate, may I watch?"