9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 07, 2001
Transcript:
"Oo! OW! I whacked my elbow on the table." "Poor dear..." "What's wrong?" "I clonked my elbow on the..." "Hey, you said you whacked it. I don't call a clonk a whack! What's the big idea?" "One moment I'm wounded. The next I'm up ojn charges for verbally shooting myself in the foot."