9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 08, 2001

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"I don't see what difference it makes whether I say I whacked my elbow, or I clonked it! It still huts." "That's like saying when the universe was created, it went 'pow' instead of 'blammo.'" "Do you think the universe went 'blammo' or 'pow' when it was created?" "I always thought it was more like 'fluh-doom!'" "Oh, and now I'm supposed to care."