9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 21, 2001
October 20, 2001
October 22, 2001
Transcript:
Her powers srtipped from the her by cunning deceit and trickery, superlative girl hangs in a fiendish device of torture and death bombarded by plasma charges... of incalculable voltage. On a routine patrol integer boy senses his peril. "I'd better use my theta ray vision!" "Golly, he yells. She's about to go white hot." "I have but seconds to ssave her!" "Marshmallows?" "Integer boys never goes on patrol unprepared."
