9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 22, 2001
Transcript:
"Wow! Look how tight that woman's clothes are." "She's just showing off her figure." "The only thing sweeter than having a great body and flaunting it, is having a great body and seeing no need to." "You speak as one who knows." "Call me classy. It's a cross I bear."