9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 01, 2002

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Juliette: "I've led a woman's life since our eyes last met in the mirror...Married, borne a child, divorced, built myself stone by stone..." Juliette: "And I have more boulders to lug, so get under the bed and take my past with you." Monster: "Oh yeah? Well, if you think your past self isn't monster enough, maybe I'll just crawl back out as your future self!" Gran: "What in Heaven's name is all the yammering in here!?" Juliette: "Sorry, Honey...Job's taken."