9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 02, 2002

Transcript:

Edda: "Excuse me, have we met?" Monster: "I'm the monster under your bed...I've been lying in wait here since you were a child." Monster: "Ignored, unappreciated, languishing." Monster: "Personally, I blame all those ballet lessons and piano recitals..." Monster: "...They stunted your already paltry imagination...distracted your focus..." Edda: "Well I'm sorry, but I never gave you much..." Edda: "...thought." Monster: "Face it, Honey...We have issues."