9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 23, 2002
Transcript:
Juliette: "Who ARE you?" They: "I am 'They.' I've been They for the past 37 years." Juliette: "No...I mean, what does this office do?" They: "The bureau of they is the supreme provenance of all unfounded public information." They: "When someone says, 'They say postage rates are going up next month,' or, 'They say it's going to rain tomorrow'..." Juliette: "Yes?" They: "That's me."