9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 24, 2002
Transcript:
They: "Whatever twaddle and baderdash people utter, the Bureau of They stands squarely behind it...It can even be sung: You've heard, 'If They asked me, I could write a book,' 'They asked me how I knew my true love was true,' 'They say that falling in love is wonderful'?" Juliette: "You're in love songs?" They: "Without the Bureau of They, there would be no slow dancing."