9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 03, 2003
Transcript:
Edda: "But she says I'm sweet....No girl has ever said I'm sweet before." Edda: "That little trollop doesn't even know your name! You're Amos, not Angus...And you're not hers, YOU'RE MINE!" Edda: "Oh, Lord, I've lost my mind." Amos: "Wow!...Two objectifications in one day...Three more and I qualify as a hunk."