9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 04, 2003
January 03, 2003
January 05, 2003
Transcript:
Edda: "Today that little, bespectacled slattern at school kissed Amos..." Edda: "...And before I knew it I was screaming at him, telling him he was mine...MY PROPERTY!" Edda: "Amos." Juliette: "Before we discuss this any further, could you take a nice, deep breath and retract your fingernails?"
