9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 11, 2003
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"Why are you staring at me like that?!" "Every day you say something to rile me...I'm just getting my glowering and anger finished early so the rest of the day can be devoted to more enjoyable facial expressions." "That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard! You can't contend a person's moods are so predictable that you can discharge your emotional responses in advance."