9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 12, 2003
Transcript:
"As a New England dairy farmer, I must uphold the dictum that 'you can't get there from here,' for the simple reason that once you arrive 'there,' it perforce becomes 'here.'" "This may indeed be a hallmark of existentialist thought, for each person is the center of his universe, and every spot upon which he stands is 'here.'" "Ergo, and ineluctably, one cannot get 'there' from 'here'...One can only get 'here' from 'here.'" "Butternut, where are you?" "There. WAY over there."