9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 22, 2003
Transcript:
"I'm thinking of quitting my job...It's always been a dream of mine to work for myself. So I was wondering what the premiums are for individual insurance." "Well, you made a good choice....Quandary Mutual provides the best Health Insurance money can buy...First we need a list of pre-existing medical conditions you have." "This is the only one." "I see. Well, that simplifies everything....You're rejected." "I thought you said it's the best insurance money can buy." "It is....We simply won't sell it to you."