Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 25, 2013

Duhn, duhn, duuuuuuhn….

Cue “That Girl” theme, with Marlo Thomas!!!!

Yep. The girl’s going to break her leg, drop out, aaaannd…Luann will be called in at the last minute off the cancelation list.

Why’s the director gal’s head always tilted back, is she suffering from some sort of perma-whiplash?

Tiffany really is a dunce!

Tiff came prepared all right…

Wishful thinking Tiff…let’s get REAL now…..-insert dumb blonde joke.

(knock on the auditorium door)

Hi—I’m here to deliver a “clue by four” to a “Tiffany Farrell”…

Roscoe P.Coltraine?

Who knows? Tiffany may be that “girl’s” type….

What kind of camp did Tiffany think this is?

Seriously, Tiffany, did you expect the camp staff to assign co-ed roommates?

Sorry Tiff. Luann ALREADY went “Roomie” with your wannbe BF.

SAVE that Nightie for OX.

His STUNNED Dumbfounded Reaction will be MOST Amusing.

As Forest Gump’s Mother always said…. “Stupid is, as stupid does!”

Tiff couldn’t possibly be that clueless, could she? I mean, she really couldn’t.

I’ve never been to that kind of summer camp, but, if 80s movies and rumours are to be believed, separating the sexes doesn’t always keep them apart.

It would be much more interesting if Tiff and Quill were roomies and Tiff was expected to …..

Cheer up, Tiff. The girl could be a lesbian.

Yeah, she reads her own magazines, and believes their hype….

Luann!!! Brought to you, by….Roscoe Pecolt Trains, Inc….Back Fire Auto Parts….and by….Smokey Fragrances…. an “air” so…. dense… so…. “Smokey”…

You ARE referring to Donny Wallace, aren’t you?

Left over from yesterday:

Sheriff Mordecai said, about 17 hours ago

@Mikeyj

Hey, Mikeyj — Niagara Falls? Are you in my neck o’ da woods?^^^I live the next town over from Niagara Falls Canada, 25 mins by car, to the falls themselves

Also left over from Yesterday:

sara said, about 10 hours ago

Mikeyj, whoever runs the facebook page sure likes your artwork. Your Tiffany is looking all cute on there today.^^I believe it’s Karen (Aka “real Luann”) who runs that Facebook page

Tiffany’s real life twin!

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You’re scaring me………..

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C’mon Tiffany. It might not be a waste if you keep an open mind. ;)

It almost sounds as if Tiff is more interested in showing off her expensive clothing than having a sexual liaison with a male….after all, why would she focus on her ‘adorable’ new nightie than on ‘not being able to share the room with Quill’?

I think Tiff’s so in love with herself that she can’t entertain any thought of loving a guy.

I used to really,really,really, really like John Wayne. Never could I have considered how heart broken I would be if I couldn’t wear a new pair of my favourite heels at an autograph session with him. As the saying used to be….I’d crawl a mile over broken glass just to………..etc.

I used to really,really,really, really like John Wayne. Never could I have considered how heart broken I would be if I couldn’t wear a new pair of my favourite heels at an autograph session with him. As the saying used to be….I’d crawl a mile over broken glass just to………..etc.

In that vacuum that takes the place of a brain in Tiffany’s head she hoped to score Quill as a roommate? —At summer Drama Camp for high schoolers?! Tiffany, take your adorable nightie over to the girls’ dorm area and chill out. Later, when well rested, try to get a clue.

She didn’t really think that would happen, did she? I think she’s just throwing out suggestive talk to get Quill’s attention.

just like the movie single white female…

What a total waste of an un-adorable, ugly-spirited girl.

she is dumber than dirt if she thinks he would room with her even if they did have co-ed rooms. She just has her mind in a bed somewhere and not on the subject at hand.

Check out today’s Graffiti in light of today’s Luann:(6/25/2013)

This should finally put to rest those rumors that Tiffany somehow pulled strings to keep Luann out of the camp. If she could have done that, it would have been lead-pipe cinch to get Quill assigned to her as a roommate.

Adorable Nightie, huh? She planned on doing WAY more with Quill than Luann did behind a locked door.

Is there a betting pool for how long it takes Tiffany to become a coked-out, used-up porn actress doing “feature” appearances at local peeler bars?

I am sorry but she is SUCH a {#4 on the list of Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television}.

Tiff’s planning to star in the new version of Debby does Dallas"…

I do not like Quill. I think he is just using Luann just to “Get some”. Luann is young and impressionable. Bring back her old boy friend from Hawaii, Aaron Hill.

Did Tiff really think she would roommate with a guy?

I think in her spare time Tiffany went to the Lila school of Trampdom.

Tiff knows in her own mind that she is way too good for Drama school. So this is all about her trying to steel Quill.But she is so dence she can’t see that Quill don’t care.

I like the one that sudgest that Tiff’s roommate drops out and Luann is her roomy, talk about DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are high school students. I doubt they even have coed dorms, much less coed roommates.

With that image, she’s got morning, noon and night hair….. at the marriage ceremony, they’d ask if you’d take this person to be lawfully wedded, and instead of saying I do, she’d say, “I did!”…. she should have been the one to star in “Misery”…..

For the 2nd pic, that was more drama than even Tiffany expected……

Really, Tiffany? Did you really expect them to room boys and girls together?? I think she went to the wrong camp.

You know what? She is an actress (though not an award winning one)…. she probably is trying to just play up that moment to get Quill’s attention…. she did the same thing in trying to get his attention, by pretending to be interested in Gunther… she mentioned also that she may just like the idea of being liked by boys, including trying to have them become “enamoured” with her, by doing whatever (outside of certain things) to keep them interested in her…so she may not actually go through with scandalous things, but she’s not above the tactic of trying to get them thinking about her…==But she also mentioned that there’s an added stake in it for her when she actually likes someone, too… which is what is motivating her with Quill… she actually does like him…

Did tiff really think a camp would let her room with a boy? She’s dumber then she looks

I wonder if this director is in charge of arbitrarily excluding kids from the camp? (I couldn’t get in, even though I won a Tony.)

@mrsdonaldson said;

“Really, Tiffany? Did you really expect them to room boys and girls together?? I think she went to the wrong camp.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~All of this is just a different form of berth control.

That director looks exactly like Mrs Virginia Page, my high school drama teacher.

Roscoe sounds…ok?

The camp instructor? One word: Botox.

I would like to see ANY school or camp that has co-ed dorms.

“How ’bout a male lesbian? :)”

Biologically, they would still be male and therefore not room with Tiffany. Now, it’s possible that this Roscoe character may be a lesbian trapped in a male body.

Please let Luann join camp!

Tiffany REALLY expected a male roommate???

Tiffany didn’t really expect it… she was just sort of just saying it as an attempt to both converse with Quill, and to take a “stab” at getting his attention… she views anyone not within her accepted circle (i.e. just Crystal) as beneath her “privileged presence”, therefore no one is worthy of being roommates with her.… she’d have this reaction, regardless…… ==ALSO, she feels that she doesn’t need real training… that she’s already a star, just waiting for the opportunities… she really wouldn’t feel that she needs this camp… she just wanted a chance to interact with Qulll with all the projects going on, to share with him, but with the “advantage” of not having Luann around, thinking that this is the way that she can “have him all to herself”, “in a place where no one but she can find him”….

MontanaTrav: The chin-up pose is to hide the other chins, just as the heavy make-up is to hide the wrinkles. It works on stage, but not in real-life close-ups.

In L.A. that’s not a forgone conclusion Tiff.

Tiff ACTUALLY thought she would be roommates with Quill? Nope, girls sleep in their dorm and the boys sleep in their own dorm.

Re: the camp instructor’s weird face angle: I figured that we were looking at her from the perspective of the students, as it would be pretty normal for the instructor to be standing on a stage above the students.

Dumb Blond Joke Blond tells her friend I just finished a puzzle that said 2 to 4 years and it only took me a year and a half.

Tiffany starts the drama early.

Tiff is an idiot, but, she isn’t “Easy” she wants boys to worship her and spend money on her, but, when they have tried to “get romantic” she has always told them to back off; on the other hand, she seems to actually CARE for Q, so maybe the nightie thing is genuine, in THIS case.

but then again, maybe not Tiffany

Tramp stamp vamp camp^If she strives to be best, I’ll add to the chain:==Tramp stamp vamp champ camp

By mentioning becoming roomies (when she knew it wasn’t a possibility), then her new neglige, Tiff is merely trying to titillate Quill (no puns, please)*That’s what a tease is— someone who pretends to offer something without any intent of following through.*Tease, titillate, temptor, Tiffany. Yeah, there’s something in common.

Tiffany might as well asked quill to marry her

And if she collects old and boring light fixtures, and does stunts while lifting weights, I’ll continue with:

Tramp stamp gramp lamp amp ramp vamp champ damp camp…

And if she gets a Charlie horse reaching:-Tramp stamp gramp clamp lamp preamp cramp amp ramp vamp champ damp camp…

And if she gets a construction job:-Tramp stamp gramp clamp lamp preamp amp cramp ramp vamp tamp champ damp camp…

And to use her favorite brand: -Tramp stamp VandeCamp scamp gramp abamp clamp lamp preamp amp cramp ramp vamp tamp champ damp camp…

What was the question?^“Why does my head hurt from this?”

Blame Sara and MJ…. lol!!!

That was also used as a gag on Webster, on a "western themed ‘dream’ episode, where they had a chain going with: " a punk, a skunk, the town drunk, a hunk and a lunk…."

^(XD)

A redhead beats a blond every time.

Wouldn’t it be something if Tiffany’s roommate IS a redhead?…Either that, or they find someone who actutally mirrors Tiff…

Tiffany, they are not gonna put two hormonal raging teenagers of opposite sexes in the same dorm room. DUH!

You mean Mizz Manezon, the director?^I don’t know what to say about her… I can safely say, though…. “She’s in a class by herself!!”….And by that measure, so would Tiff be…Non stop regaling of drama lectures… Wow, Tiffany would have more drama than she bargained for… (XD)

^Mine is brunette….no blonde, no reds… though I’ve checked her roots….err…. family tree….

Yuck, I hate the way Tiffany said ’I’m with some Girl!’ as if it were gender more than the fact that it’s not Quill that makes her adorable nightie in vain. But just got to believe the best about dear Tiff, she probably misspoke:) Love the fact that many posters think she’s trying to entice Quill more than making a declaration of her stupidity or sexual ethics:)

P.S. MikeyJ, saw your art on the Facebook page, it’s wonderful!

There is little point in living if you aren’t becoming smarter than you were 28 years ago.

I think Tiff just wants to put the image of herself in “an adorable nightie” into Quill’s head. She may not be the brightest bulb, but she can scheme and connive with the best of them.