Girl: Doesn't being bald make your head get cold? Mr. Burke: Nope. Warmer. Girl: That makes no sense. Mr. Burke: Put this on. It'll help you think. Girl: No way! I'll get hat-hair!
A lot of men with full heads of hair are scared of being bald – You can tell by the jokes they make at bald men’s expense. They don’t get that their having a nice head of hair is not some ‘achievement’, just a genetic roll of the dice.
I didn’t like losing my hair AT ALL at first. Now I realize it’s way more convenient. ’Cept I have to wear a hat on sunny days to keep the sun at bay.
Me and my friend are totally different when it comes to hats. I find them fashionable, and she totally hates them. It can be -17 c and she’ll still refuse to wear a hat.
LeoAutodidact over 10 years ago
There’s an easy solution for Hat-Hair, BUZZ-CUT*!
(*For all the Vets!)
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
lot of women don’t like bald men.
pumaman over 10 years ago
Plenty of women do like bald men.
no1scouse over 10 years ago
Hair today, gone tomorrow!
StratmanRon over 10 years ago
A lot of men with full heads of hair are scared of being bald – You can tell by the jokes they make at bald men’s expense. They don’t get that their having a nice head of hair is not some ‘achievement’, just a genetic roll of the dice.
I didn’t like losing my hair AT ALL at first. Now I realize it’s way more convenient. ’Cept I have to wear a hat on sunny days to keep the sun at bay.
e.groves over 10 years ago
I don’t mind the hair I lost. What I don’t like is the hair I gained. Ears and nose.
sonorhC over 10 years ago
I’m looking forward to going bald— Much less maintenance that way.
Amen to ebsan about the ear and nose hair, though.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Always wear a hat in the winter…….
Stellagal over 10 years ago
Me and my friend are totally different when it comes to hats. I find them fashionable, and she totally hates them. It can be -17 c and she’ll still refuse to wear a hat.
Demmiaa over 10 years ago
I have yet to come across a bald man that does not look good. Doesn’t work so well for women though….
1MadHat Premium Member over 10 years ago
Baldness can be looked forward to if you think of it as being a solar power panel for geniuses. 8^)
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
See yesterday’s “Basic Instructions.”
aurorawanderer over 10 years ago
Why does being bald make his head warmer? Because it makes him wear a hat?