Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 08, 2013
November 07, 2013
November 09, 2013
Transcript:
TNT: Rip, the sharks are closing in! We've got to fight our way to shore! Rip Haywire: It's a good thing I've been practicing my punch stroke! Whew, we made it! Thank goodness those sharks all had glass jaws! Mayor: Ree-ree Man: Yes, Mayor Porkfatington. Mayor Porkfatington requests that you humbly thank him for saving your lives at a press conference in one hour.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
What a porker! What a bacon-head! I agree with @Ghost01: gentlemen, start your grills!
Ottodesu over 10 years ago
I finally get that this is a spoof on the North Korean leader.
Rauderi over 10 years ago
How about a big ka-f**kyou with a side of delicious ka-bacon? :P
mntim over 10 years ago
I have to say I really don’t care for clownish political satire. I just hope this leads to something more kaboomy.
stonehenge1951 over 10 years ago
With luck the mayor will be the honored guest ingredient at the luau later.
quartermain over 10 years ago
All we need is “Red Sails In The Sunset way out on the sea” to sail away from this misty tropical isle. Dan, how about curvaceous Cobra in just a grass skirt!
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Someone should tell Mayor Porkfatington that sharks have three rows of sharp teeth that tend to grow back.I just feel that it’s something he needs to know…
Sayman over 10 years ago
At least there was a little “Ka-shark!” in there.
billsplut over 10 years ago
Does Mayor Porkfatington have a brother mayor in Toronto?