and meanwhile, down below in the fires of hell,ol’ Lucifer got a Gnash-o-matic® for HIS birthday. Just insert the hapless soul’s head into it and presto!gnashed teeth!
Sometimes you have to miss the god of the Old TestamentKilling babies (Exodus)Committing genocide (Joshua – after the fall of Jericho)Destruction of cities (Sodom and Gomorrah) Good times – good times
Leroy over 9 years ago
by Wham-O?
cdward over 9 years ago
Maybe by Ha-lo.
mabrndt Premium Member over 9 years ago
Perhaps some of you woke up to
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damifid0 over 9 years ago
Good thing it’s a toon,or/She would be angry. What makes you thimk doG is a man? Him,harrumph,Ha. :) Peace.
J Short over 9 years ago
He was smitten.
J Short over 9 years ago
God thinking, “Great, now I have two of these.”Being God, does he need to read the instructions?
robert3750 over 9 years ago
Since he’s God, he knew that’s what he’d get.
nosirrom over 9 years ago
Zeus’ birthday is coming up.
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 9 years ago
Not funny. Too sacrilegious.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 9 years ago
and meanwhile, down below in the fires of hell,ol’ Lucifer got a Gnash-o-matic® for HIS birthday. Just insert the hapless soul’s head into it and presto!gnashed teeth!
comixbomix over 9 years ago
Actually, He doesn’t look very happy with it…maybe He’s worried He’s being outsourced?
gammaguy over 9 years ago
Is that where the Big Bang came from?
anynamewilldo over 9 years ago
God is definitely a man. A woman would not have given us labor pains or the need to sit down to pee.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 9 years ago
God has a birthday? Isn’t that the same as, does God have a belly button?
Toxicdave over 9 years ago
Sometimes you have to miss the god of the Old TestamentKilling babies (Exodus)Committing genocide (Joshua – after the fall of Jericho)Destruction of cities (Sodom and Gomorrah) Good times – good times