Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 15, 2015

You don’t have to say, “please”. I’ll gladly milk your edema.

That’s your right leg. This is all so confusing.

Yes, intermittent pneumatic compression and elevation of the effected area is highly recommended.

I’m not sure my insurance covers “good samaritan” efforts, nor would I care to be arrested for nursing sans license. And, anyway, I’m not in your bedroom, so this whole discussion is moot….

Milk your edema? I’ll give your request a Pasteur.

What in the holy heck is happening here. I have NEVER, EVER seen such a weird thing as this. Hit the magnifier, people. It magnifies a DIFFERENT cartoon (still a Frog Applause cartoon) but a different cartoon nevertheless. It’s a cartoon about killer whales eating deer. Two cartoons on one day?! Was this 2fer on purpose? Or a fancy-smancy Frog Applause trick?

Gross humor is gross!

And sometimes, something comes up out of nowhere that just ruins the moment. And then you know that Valentine’s is over. You begin to question if the imagined destination can be achieved as a couple, or if the journey has ended prematurely. Whether survival to maturity is possible really depends on whether maturity has already been achieved. Causation as we know it is a lie.

I thought it was a town in Minnesota.

Wednesday Addams could help you with that problem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVO3sNcJ7A8

…nice shoes.Do they come in red?

Love Is … not on GoComics any more. Rumor has it LI was traded to Tribune Media Services for an autographed picture of Arthur C. Clarke (wearing pants) and a used copy of Childhood’s End.

@OxnateThat was an amazingly good clip. Thank you, man.

(formerly PERSONofINTEREST) Lay back and elevate your feet … the milk of kindness will flow to your brain.