La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 03, 2015
March 02, 2015
March 04, 2015
Transcript:
Eddie: Need mucho coffee. Cuco: Uh-oh. Holy frijoles! Today's the day all Barriobucks coffee and check-cashing cafes are closed for a chainwide training? Eddie: How did you know they were closed?! Cuco: The caffeine zombie claw marks on the door.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
¡NO! Say it ain’t so!
agrestic about 9 years ago
Keep a lookout for roaming bands of grumpy, headachy people with bags under their eyes, possibly heading to a Dunkin’ Donuts or nearby independent coffee shops. Do not attempt to interact with these people. Keep your distance and notify your local Emergency Coffee Services dispatcher. They will send ECTs who are trained in the use of tureens.
cdward about 9 years ago
Happily, there is a cozy independent coffee shop just down the road while our Barrio Bucks is several miles away. I might not notice the difference.
SKJAM! Premium Member about 9 years ago
While this emergency situation is in effect, do not walk around with K-cups in your hands.
tallguy98366 about 9 years ago
Ummm, about that? i’m really sorry for the damage but there were no brains available either.