Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 12, 2010
Transcript:
Zipper: Wonder what the emergency meeting is about... I came as soon as I could, man. Man: I know you did, Zip. And I worry that when the moment comes, my mouthwash will let me down! Zipper: Dude, you think you've got women problems... Man: You, too? Zipper: Heck, yeah! I worry every day that I'll accidentally hook up with Taylor Swift! Zipper: And then she'll dump me and trash me in a song! How do you prevent something like that? You can't! The heart wants what it wants! And believe me, once you get the Taylor Swift treatment, you'll never date again! You'll be known worldwide as a jerk! Man: Whoa... dude, that so puts my problem in perspective! Zipper: Well, I thought it might.
gimmickgenius over 13 years ago
FACETIOUS! That’s one of my favorite words… it has all five vowels, in order. And Facetiously even includes “and sometimes Y.”
mrbribery over 13 years ago
“Now go out there and win one for the Zipper!”
babka Premium Member over 13 years ago
if only Woody Allen were here with us, reading the homage quote.
and as for “world-class superstuds like Taylor Lautner and Jake Gyllenhall” - Robert Mitchell, Sterling Hayden, Burt Lancaster must be having a good laugh as what passes for manhood in our zany time.
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
Fear of failure does it for the opposite sex too guys.
DBjorn over 13 years ago
Sterling Hayden – now that’s a guy I’d love ta go drinking with! I’d love to hear about his time in the Marines – one of the few Marines in the ETO – and with the OSS. Semper Fi, Brother.
TexTech over 13 years ago
@babka - I don’t know who Robert Mitchell is. Perhaps you meant Robert Mitchum, who usually portrayed very manly men! As for going out drinking with him, I don’t think I could begin to keep up, even in my best years.
heeyuk over 13 years ago
Could cost a finger.
Justice22 over 13 years ago
If only Taylor would write about me……………
POPPA1956 over 13 years ago
Dude, you’ve been swifted abstemiously! (I don’t care if it makes sense, I was speaking, writing, facetiously.)
annamargaret1866 over 13 years ago
babka, Gregory Peck does it for me.
I just made Chocolate Babka last week; the recipe makes 3, 9x5 loaves. Most is in the freezer.
diggitt over 13 years ago
How did “woody allen” get mentioned in the same breath as “world-class superstud”? Yuck.