Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 21, 2023

Why, is it genetic?…..

I have a bird that seems to have diarrhea if my windshield is any indication. It rained like a monsoon today and it’s crap stuck!

Don’t think I can either.

The doctor’s assistant puts down paper on the exam table for this.

So does the nose.

This happens to be diarrhea awareness week. Runs all week

If the family has diarrhea, it runs in the family.

Sometimes it runs faster than at other times.

Sometimes you can run to the toilet fast enough (or walk very carefully slowly enough) so it doesn’t run out of/on you.

Is your refrigerator running? Well, catch it before it gets away!

Uh, how do I answer that…

In our family, noses run & feet smell. I think we’re built upside down.

I’m here to collect puns… keep ’em up!

Insanity runs in MY family.

It practically GALLOPS!

Boy, this is low humor.

“Does diarrhea run in your family?”

“Only in the winter. Hence the phrase, dashing through the snow!”

Neither can I…

duh! since worms are the staple of our diet. what did ya think? we just ate bugs?

Patients are asked to keep a diary of diarrhea .

What a silly question to ask a bird. Like asking a fish if it knows how to swim.

No, in our family diarrhea is more like constipation.

Because it’s more of a bottom issue.

no, it does the aztec two-step…

LOLOL

Diarrhea = a journal kept by a flightless bird.

At a meeting yesterday, someone called a flow chart cr*p. I couldn’t stop laughing…

Rim shot with full orchestral accompaniment.

Person answering a phone: “Urology Department, can you hold?”

Like I really needed to see today’s comic the day before my colonoscopy…!

So do noses.

Diarrhea always runs…..and so do those who have it!!!!