Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 01, 2024

What happens if you have May – Don’t Die, June – Die, July – Don’t Die.

I’m not good a keeping new year’s resolution so I wouldn’t be making that one.

So far, so good.

I cried tonight when I had to put up new calendars! Means everybody I know got older, Luckily not me! NO…I didn’t croak!

12 for 12! Good job!

Sounds good to me

Oh, still my beating heart!! .. only, not quite yet …

Also saves having to spend a lot of time on this year’s resolutions.

Real and Earl are anagrams.

Would Phil prefer to be a Struldbrugg?

https://en.m.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Struldbrugg

Earl…as in Earl Pickles?

Hey, Pickles is already available on this site. No need to redo it.

Next add, “Get out of bed.”

Sock Puppet Joe’s New Years Resolutions…

1. Have Jill check the obituaries and see if I am there.

2. Put on left sock and then…. ummm ummm ummm

3. Have Hunter check our Chinese fentanyl manufacture and export investment portfolios.

4. Take a nap to rest up for my next vacation.

5. Have someone facilitate the efforts of The Ministry of Truth in their fine efforts to convince the mindless proles that everything is Donald Trump’s Fault™ and to bleat that at every opportunity.

6. Do lunch with Diane Feinstein and Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

Some years, that’s the best you can hope for.

Happy New Year!

December 31st, headlight and right fender smacked by a deer. Happy New Year!

Simplify the list… Wake up every Morning

don;t get hurt and don;t get dead

Check, mate.

Seems more like “Don’t Live”!

Fish more.

Phil is actually an underachiever when it comes down to it.

This morning on my walk I wondered if this will be the year I die. Some year it will be.

If I die this year I hope it is long before the election in November. Not looking forward to any of that.

yeah i like the Big Picture too, especially Ginger but Lennie is good too.

Not dying is way easier than actually living.

I went mountain climbing last week and one of the people said “Be careful and don’t fall. We don’t want anyone to die today.” And I said “And what do we tell death. Not Today”

Mine’s similar but daily.

Saturday Night Fever – Stayin’ Alive

If you believe in reincarnation, can you will your bucket list to your next of bein’?

This is the perfect bucket list.

hey! that’s my bucket list!!

Quick turn around reincarnation.

We need more big-picture guys.

Phil’s 2024 resolution to not die his hair black…

I only try to dye around Easter, colorful eggs make me happy.

First rule from the Dan Bongino show: Don’t Get Dead!

You can put Don’t Die on your list all you want. It won’t change the eventual outcome at all.

So far, so good.

If I made that list, every month would be “die, die, die”, and every month I would be disappointed that I didn’t keep my resolution.

If you work for DC or Marvel, you w on’t be dead for long