Lola by Todd Clark for March 29, 2024

7:10…..time to split with a lame pun.

I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I’m mature, I’m moral, I’m pure, I’m polite and I’m perfect! Then she added that I also…

…had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces…

How a does duck get high?

On quack

How do maple trees tell secrets?

Syruptitiously.

Wow, this comic is sure in the gutter today.

News update: The Strike is over. Workers voted and it was 7 – 10 split.

How many alleys still have pin boys? Think the last one I saw was in the 1950s.

She bowled her over with her wit.

Looks like Etta pinned her with that one. At least they’re both having a ball. This is right up my alley.

Ya gotta have balls to go bowling.

You should have split Lola.

Well, you got “pre-emptively punned”.

wow wrong lane here

I’m going to frame this cartoon.

Nice work, ladies. Better than Pastis.

waiting for the next pun, lola’s on pins and needles…