The Smithsonian says an elephant can’t jump. And asks "Why should a 16000lb animal have too? Now the big question is. Where is the pachyderm going with the fence? Many sheep want to know!
Elephants used to work for the circus. It being a traveling show, the crew had to break camp and set up at the next venue. Animals helped to raise a really big tent without heavy machinery.
BasilBruce about 2 months ago
When the movie “300” was being advertised, the way the number was printed made me think the movie was called “Zoo.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 months ago
Elephants can’t jump.
Imagine about 2 months ago
Is that an ele-font?
Gent about 2 months ago
Jumbo no jumpo.
pat sandy creator about 2 months ago
comin’ through!
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
What font would that be! ㋡
jimandmj about 2 months ago
The font makes it appear as ZOO. Important?
InTraining about 2 months ago
next up, 200 kangaroos…. sweet dreams, Horace…!
Stegozard about 2 months ago
To really emphasize the punchline, I woulda gone with a whole bunch of different animals.
nancyb creator about 2 months ago
This is why fonts are important. This is an ele-font.
KEA about 2 months ago
doh! at 1st I thought it was some foreign alphabet.
amaneaux about 2 months ago
This joke also works in Japanese, where “zoo” (also written as zō, zou, or zoh, depending on the system) is the word for elephant.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Just when you think Samson could not possibly come up with another twist on “counting sheep” …
Well, I won’t mention the “elephant in the panel”.
Rista about 2 months ago
The Smithsonian says an elephant can’t jump. And asks "Why should a 16000lb animal have too? Now the big question is. Where is the pachyderm going with the fence? Many sheep want to know!
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
What time is it when an elephant uproots your fence? Time to get a new fence.
thejanith Premium Member about 2 months ago
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
Ha! This is why it’s so important to consider the font when counting sheep.
ChazNCenTex about 2 months ago
They tried but it caused flat feet…..eternally.
Bob Scott creator about 2 months ago
It’s going to be a long night. :)
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
Bad font choice.
charles9156 about 2 months ago
who dreams in decorative fonts?
JH&Cats about 2 months ago
Elephants used to work for the circus. It being a traveling show, the crew had to break camp and set up at the next venue. Animals helped to raise a really big tent without heavy machinery.