Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. A “mature” couple are sitting together in the living room and he asks her, “Would you like a dish of ice cream?” She answers, “Yes, that sounds good.” He goes to the kitchen. After some time and much noise, he returns with two plates of bacon and eggs. She gives him a dirty look and says, “I knew it! I knew you’d forget the toast!”
So much wrong with this. A grown man should be able to make a sandwich. A wife shouldn’t lie to her husband OR try micromanage his weigth. And the sister-in-law shouldn’t encourage her.
C about 2 months ago
The gaslighting sex
Ratkin about 2 months ago
I have only the StarKest criticism for this kind of lying.
Tra1nman2 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Sorry, Pearl, but you and Opal could shed a few pounds, too.
Wilde Bill about 2 months ago
The boy is easily influenced.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 2 months ago
My mother-in-law often wonders if everyone ate. She also wonders if she took her medicine. Rough on her.
hariseldon59 about 2 months ago
Cruel, Opal.
GROG Premium Member about 2 months ago
So do you.
rekam Premium Member about 2 months ago
Think Opal is doing more harm than good. Earl needs a good check up with his doctor.
jasonsnakelover about 2 months ago
Well make him something for dessert so he’ll feel like he had lunch; and you’re one to talk, Opal.
iggyman about 2 months ago
Earl needs a checkup from the neck up!
Cpeckbourlioux about 2 months ago
I don’t hope my wife ever does this to me.
GoPickled Premium Member about 2 months ago
Earl has a remarkable “senior moment” when he remembers the lunch that didn’t happen…
win.45mag about 2 months ago
Funny, tuna on toast shouldn’t have many calories
thegreat.gildersleeve about 2 months ago
Sorry Charlie!
flemmingo about 2 months ago
Poor Earl! That’s just downright mean. If I’m hungry I tell my wife I’m fixing me something.
goboboyd about 2 months ago
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, (shrug) whatever.
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
He will suddenly realize there are no crumbs in his moustache!
bloodykate about 2 months ago
LOL!
w16521 about 2 months ago
Opal and Pearl need to lose weight too.
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
Omg how mean Opal is! And her sister needs to stop being so critical!
Under Dog Premium Member about 2 months ago
Earl looks like he has gained a lot of weight in the last couple of days.
SamT53 about 2 months ago
You’re both terrible.
Angry Indeed about 2 months ago
Opal is playing on Earl’s absent mindednest like a harp from heck. Bad Opal!
fencie about 2 months ago
Muffin would be front and center if tuna was around.
IndyW about 2 months ago
Lose weight? So do you two.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
Poor Earl…easily duped!
elgrecousa Premium Member about 2 months ago
Opal’s mean streak on display again.
circleM about 2 months ago
Opal is a real B
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
Mean Girls.
HA! about 2 months ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. A “mature” couple are sitting together in the living room and he asks her, “Would you like a dish of ice cream?” She answers, “Yes, that sounds good.” He goes to the kitchen. After some time and much noise, he returns with two plates of bacon and eggs. She gives him a dirty look and says, “I knew it! I knew you’d forget the toast!”
kathleenhicks62 about 2 months ago
He should have check list for everyday happenings.
ANIMAL about 2 months ago
He’s not the ONLY one..!!!!!
KEA about 2 months ago
It’s so much fun playing with people who have no memory retention
sparkle 13 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Winning is impossible against two sisters !!!lol
Miss Buttinsky Premium Member about 2 months ago
Your turn will come,KEA
daleandkristen about 2 months ago
Mean!!!!!
vonskippy about 2 months ago
If this was a painting – it would be called “The hypocrisy of two fat old ladys”.
tomfromthe50s about 1 month ago
What else has she lied about?
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Sounds good. I think I’ll have that for lunch tomorrow. With Vlasic sweet relish, Kewpie Japanese mayo and a bit of wasabi. On wheat. MMMMMMM
billdaviswords about 1 month ago
So much wrong with this. A grown man should be able to make a sandwich. A wife shouldn’t lie to her husband OR try micromanage his weigth. And the sister-in-law shouldn’t encourage her.