Tim Campbell for March 29, 2024

Hey, at least he’s holding it the right way up this time. Go on then Donny boy, what’s your favorite verse? Have they prepped you yet?

At least while holding up the Bible in DC he was honest enough, when asked if it was his bible, to say, “It’s a Bible.” Maybe stolen from the Episcopal Church (not a hotbed of Trump support BTW) in the background.

He highlighted the law broken with notes on it

ALL THREE ARE SIMPLY PHOTO OP MATERIAL FOR TRUMP. ALONG WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG.

Perhaps it has ads for lawyers on all the pages, with “Shalt nots” on them.

My laugh out loud cartoon of the day.

Even for him, this is pretty vile grifting.

I wonder how many of these he’s actually sold so far? Assuming he’s sold any.

I remember “the good old days” of the 2015 campaign when, at the so-called “Value Voters” summit, the weird Duck Dynasty guy (Phil Robertson) offered to baptize Trump. As he put it: “If you really want to see something wild, film it, Donald, film me baptizing you. The left-wingers will literally go crazy and the evangelicals will swarm you like a mighty thrall because then we would know we have God on our side.”

Yeah. Because “everyone knows” only RWNJs like the Mallard Mullah and card-carrying “Value Voters” MAGAs have exclusive dibbs on patriotism and religion, with an inside track to heaven. Proof? Look at how many Republican candidates have been told by “God” that they needed to run for office or commanded them to do something. What’s next, an outright seditious call for an insurrection in the name of “God”?

Oh wait, been there, done that.

Oh yeah, that Duck Guy is now off the grid, wandering around in the swamp mumbling stuff and carrying his mighty Moses stick.

And the MAGA Buffalo-head creep of J6 infamy is now (of course) running for Congress as a MAGA preacher.

The Ten Commandment have also been updated. That covet your neighbours wife thing seemed old fashioned and the graven image.. how can you not like the word Trump

There are only 10 rules.

You shall have no other gods before Me.

You shall not make idols.

You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

Honor your father and your mother.

You shall not murder.

You shall not commit adultery.

You shall not steal.

You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

You shall not covet.

(Very difficult)

I watched his spiel selling these Bibles. The lack of sincerity was hilarious.

Is there any more evidence needed proving he’s the lowest of snake oil salesmen?

ahem; Repentance can bring about salvation. Luke 23:39-43; and apparently there are no time frame restrictions,

DJT selling Bibles is like Hannibal Lecter selling cookbooks

Wonder when the republican’t party will file theft charges against the trump gang because they treat the party’s treasury as their piggy bank, and won’t give out money to candidates unless they pledge unquestioning fealty to mad don first. They must have the SVR working overtime to help keep the republican’ts in line.

wonder if he was watching paper moon

Not to mention lurid descriptions of things he’s done.

None of which he’s actually read.

A: The Bible, The Constitution, and the Declaration of Independence.

Q: Name three things Donald Trump has never read and doesn’t believe in.

When he said “Make America Pray Again” I got chills. A hate inspired vision of Christian sharia law coming to America soon.

In a lightning storm don’t stand too close to Drumpf when God smites him

For $100,000 you can get your picture taken with 3 loser democrat Presidents…..Hypocrites.

Now with 50% more norms to ignore!