Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 15, 2024

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    BasilBruce  7 months ago

    Was “Pigita” at the top of his list?

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    You can’t runaway from your problems without paying a divorce attorney.

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    Robin Harwood  7 months ago

    Sounds good!

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    Wilde Bill  7 months ago

    I’m already doing that. Now what?

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 7 months ago

    Charlie Brown: “What if the whole world ran from their problems?”

    Linus: “Well, at least we’d be running in the same direction!”

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    ChristineFoxdale  7 months ago

    Did that, now I’ve got a whole new set of problems

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    c001  7 months ago

    I’d never have guessed that Pig’s problems fit on one sheet of paper.

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    _lounger_  7 months ago

    better if you run upwind, otherwise your problems might follow you

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Look out! Beware of new problems ahead.

    [There are problems you will run into no matter which way you run.]

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    The unsolved problems have a way of never going away! Face them now or deal with a bigger ones later!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  7 months ago

    Looks happy.

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    Procat Premium Member 7 months ago

    If you run far enough, you will run right back into what your running away from

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Somewhere there is a land where problems do not matter

    Somewhere there is a land where problems do not bother

    Somewhere you will find a place where pigs live without fear

    Somewhere, if you keep on running, someday you’ll be free

    Never, no never, they’ll never trouble you in

    Never, no never, no never let them win

    Go ahead young pig, face towards the sun

    Run pig while you can

    Run pig, run pig, run

    Running like a rat, like a zeeba, like a wabbit

    Troubles in the air, coming near, you can feel it

    And you’re panting like rat, like a zeeba, like a wabbit

    Running from your problems until fear is a habit

    Hurry on and on, and on and on

    Hurry on and on, hurry on and on

    Run and run and run and run until you know you’re free

    Run to the end of the world ’til you find a place

    Where they never never never

    No never, they’ll never trouble you in

    Never, no never, no never let them win

    Go ahead young pig, face towards the sun

    Run pig run while you can

    Run pig, run pig, run

    The Pig Run Down-hill

    OST : “Run Man Run” from “The Big Gundown”. Songwriters: Ennio Morricone, Audrey Stainton. Starring Lee Van Cleef, Tomas Milian.

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    RitaGB  7 months ago

    No matter where you go, there you are.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago

    Or blame them on Climate change or Trump.

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    Stocky One  7 months ago

    Forget the list. Just run!

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    Just_Karl  7 months ago

    I’ve got 99 problems, but a Wise A$$ on a hill ain’t one.

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    It’s going to take more than that to get me off my a$$

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    ekw555  7 months ago

    ain’t nobody got that much paper.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    I tried running away from my problems. Didn’t work. I never realized how fast the darn things could run.

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    Guess that donkey isn’t so wise after all.

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    chris_o42  7 months ago

    Wise A$$ makes everything sound so easy!

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    Dread them, run from them, problems will arrive all the same. The only solution to problems: solve them. Don’t run, don’t hide, solve them (if possible).

    Pig looks like he’s defying gravity in those first three panels.

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    royq27  7 months ago

    I don’t have the energy to run that much…

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    Mbwebwe  7 months ago

    I just realized all these PBS characters amazing ability to stand sideways on that hill!

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    It’s surprising how many problems that can actually be done. Maybe a few less if you have a conscience… ;)

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    They run faster than I do.

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    old_geek  7 months ago

    Problem #142: Have bum knee… Cannot run…

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    zodismoon  7 months ago

    Does anyone really know the true answer to this question?

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    Some do better course, was it Dale Carnegie? taught to burn it.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 7 months ago

    Unfortunately, no matter how fast you run and where you end up, the list will follow you.

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    Radish the wordsmith  7 months ago

    Has Pig invented anti gravity? Levity is the opposite of gravity?

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    tvstevie  7 months ago

    That only addresses the symptoms, not the diseases.

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    Not the best advice that he’s given…….

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 7 months ago

    If only……

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    W.A. tried running away from his problems, but Pig keeps going up the hill to ask more inane questions.

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    alantain  5 months ago

    The trouble with running from your problems is that they often know a short cut.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Love the way he defies gravity

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