Always looking for sympathy, aren’t you?
Those were the days!
When I woke up this morning, I looked over and thought “Wait a minute. That’s not my toilet!”
Even an Apple watch won’t help him.
Serves him right.
Life Alert!
I only see one puddle and it’s beer. Your fine.
That explains a lot.
A lengthy explanation for, " 911! I’ve fallen and I can’t reach my beer!"
You’d feel better if you gave up the booze.
Are you able to roll? Roll! Roll! Roll!
Set it to a twelve-bar blues progression, and you can sell a million copies and get rich. Then you can pay someone to help you get up.
The ADHD storytelling method!
Fortunately never been there…never done that!
Why you should never leave home without your medical alert emotional support dog.
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 11 months ago
Always looking for sympathy, aren’t you?
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
Those were the days!
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
When I woke up this morning, I looked over and thought “Wait a minute. That’s not my toilet!”
Cpeckbourlioux 11 months ago
Even an Apple watch won’t help him.
stillfickled Premium Member 11 months ago
Serves him right.
Doug K 11 months ago
Life Alert!
Judeeye Premium Member 11 months ago
I only see one puddle and it’s beer. Your fine.
Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago
That explains a lot.
Linguist 11 months ago
A lengthy explanation for, " 911! I’ve fallen and I can’t reach my beer!"
tomfromthe50s 11 months ago
You’d feel better if you gave up the booze.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 11 months ago
Are you able to roll? Roll! Roll! Roll!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 11 months ago
Set it to a twelve-bar blues progression, and you can sell a million copies and get rich. Then you can pay someone to help you get up.
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator 11 months ago
The ADHD storytelling method!
wildlandwaters 11 months ago
Fortunately never been there…never done that!
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Why you should never leave home without your medical alert emotional support dog.