1 and Done by Eric Scott for July 11, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Took awhile to get it, too early!

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    The fat-free half and half is mostly titanium dioxide, you know, paint.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    If you want, you can have a little bit of Grandpa in your coffee …

    … and then he can become a real part of your life, too.

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    cdward  5 months ago

    And that is (one reason) why I take nothing in my coffee.

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    Grandma is lactose intolerant.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now I know what happens to vegans when they die.

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    Robert- 50d99b]  5 months ago

    Don’t give Coffee-Mate any ideas!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 5 months ago

    My coffee tastes funny!

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    FunnyReader - 2022 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Hmm… you have to be old to remember the Night Court episode about Herb’s ashes and the coffee maker…

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    Inexpensive sanitary disposal is what I wish for.

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    Buoy  5 months ago

    Grandpa wanted a brief funeral service. He didn’t want anybody to milk it.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 5 months ago

    People who’ve planned to take a powder.

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