Took awhile to get it, too early!
The fat-free half and half is mostly titanium dioxide, you know, paint.
If you want, you can have a little bit of Grandpa in your coffee …
… and then he can become a real part of your life, too.
And that is (one reason) why I take nothing in my coffee.
Grandma is lactose intolerant.
Now I know what happens to vegans when they die.
Don’t give Coffee-Mate any ideas!
My coffee tastes funny!
Hmm… you have to be old to remember the Night Court episode about Herb’s ashes and the coffee maker…
Inexpensive sanitary disposal is what I wish for.
Grandpa wanted a brief funeral service. He didn’t want anybody to milk it.
People who’ve planned to take a powder.
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Eric Scott
The dude from FL Premium Member 2 months ago
Took awhile to get it, too early!
Zykoic 2 months ago
The fat-free half and half is mostly titanium dioxide, you know, paint.
Doug K 2 months ago
If you want, you can have a little bit of Grandpa in your coffee …
… and then he can become a real part of your life, too.
cdward 2 months ago
And that is (one reason) why I take nothing in my coffee.
Linguist 2 months ago
Grandma is lactose intolerant.
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Now I know what happens to vegans when they die.
Robert- 50d99b] 2 months ago
Don’t give Coffee-Mate any ideas!
Dobie Premium Member 2 months ago
My coffee tastes funny!
FunnyReader - 2022 Premium Member 2 months ago
Hmm… you have to be old to remember the Night Court episode about Herb’s ashes and the coffee maker…
willie_mctell 2 months ago
Inexpensive sanitary disposal is what I wish for.
Buoy 2 months ago
Grandpa wanted a brief funeral service. He didn’t want anybody to milk it.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 2 months ago
People who’ve planned to take a powder.