9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 22, 1994
Transcript:
woman: well, juliette, you're up for tenure...nervous? woman: a little. woman: take my advice...cancel your classes, go home, and relax... woman: good advice. woman: ..veg in front of a soap opera, and let your mind go blank. woman: good advice. woman: And when you get tenure, stop kissing up by taking my advice.