9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 23, 1994

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woman: I just got tenure! I'm a full professor! woman: You know what this means, don't you?...academic recognition...complete job security....it means that after years of desperately clinging to the low-paid world of academe....i'll be shackled to it until the earth yields up her maggot-infested dead.