9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 24, 1994

Transcript:

woman: finally, after years of slogging, and clawing, and watching my back, I'm distinguished with professorship. woman: big deal...so now I'm a galley slave they can't throw overboard. gran: and she did this all for you. gran: the guilt monger's credo: always keep your cannon loaded.