9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 22, 1994
Transcript:
edda: mom, please forget I said your nostrils don't match. woman: well, there's no way I can make that address today. edda: Why?! woman: I couldn't think straight with everyone looking at my nose. edda: who would look at your nose?...they're all too busy staring at your ears!