9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 23, 1994
Transcript:
woman: So...you think my nostrils don't match and my ears aren't symmetrical....any verdict on my eyes and teeth? Edda: I'm sorry I ever broached the subject. woman: how about the rest of my body? edda: uh....well....has anyone ever suggested holding your shoulder a little like this? Woman: no...no....you're the first.